my lj com spoil again -.-" so i have t use my bro's com t blog .
fuck , fuck , FUCKER ! nabei . so pissed off right now . ):
Hey guys , rmb to tag to get linked okay :)
i will put up my links once you guys leave down ur links.
& don't view and run please , view and tag (: ty ~
hmmm , gonna go buy my school books & uniform tomorrow .
then go eat teppanyaki :) yay ! dont need rot le ~
hehehehe , gotta wakeup early tmr . sleeping early tonight .
Watching 海派甜心 now ^^ i think im going t cry again .
Hahaha , k la , goodbye ! sleep early ~
~~
eileen , last long w him wor ! :D
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
Slept at 8am , wokeup at 12pm , fucking tired sial ! arggg D; went mrt station meet celestine and eileen , wait for them for 30 mins ~ bus back home , bathe , changed & bus down to westmall to find edmund and geraldyn . decided to watch 风云 2 (: niceeee sial th show ! hehehe , keep playing with edmund during th movie , no . . . not play , is he disturb me ! LOL . Aft th movie , went buy sushi , go basement eat . . talk about ~~~~ , damn funny ! hmm . . . 945 rounding , they went off while i walked home (;
Finally, i removed my nail polish that i did at gombak there. Now, my nails colour are O.P.I's "Princesses Rule!" (: Hehehe.
Well, wokeup arnd 1 plus , damn tired man. Ate and packed my room, threw away all my storybooks/school books and etc. But didn't throw away some stuffs (': Contains so much memories, from th times when i was in primary schl, till today. (: hah . Lalala ~ slack then go my ahma house . Eat dinner ! & then i learn how to play mahjong at 7 plus (: 8 plus i play 1 round of mahjong. Win $5 ^^ hehehe , happy ! lose $1 . ): hehe , hsh at 10 ^^
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Dolphins
I fucking didn't know that male dolphins can cum and both female and male dolphins can fucking have 'sex' with human!!!!! Read on to find out more ...
Excerpt :
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.
Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Mating with male
A male dolphin’s member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it’s length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn’t take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
Mating with female
This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn’t just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Excerpt :
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.
Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Mating with male
A male dolphin’s member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it’s length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn’t take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
Mating with female
This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn’t just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Went shopping today (: first went to vivo . bought 4 tops , yay ! ^^ then aft tht went to marina square , daddy went to buy his shirt . sian ttm sia ! guys take longer time then girls, proven fact. my daddy took more then 1 hr. So i went to buy each a cup and donuts :) hehe! but didnt eat th donuts.. later i go eat :x make geraldyn jealous ~ ^^ then went t clementi for dinner ! yesss ah, BBQ STINGRAY ! yummy ~ sad , didnt get to eat my satay :( nvm, shall get it SOON :) then went to th carwashhhh ~ lalala , hsh ^^
Tags replied .
Tags replied .
12 Dec 09, 22:28Hazel: Btw, Tag Babe<3 LoveDieCousin
12 Dec 09, 22:27Hazel: .: ; knn diam la, she eat u huanlo, share nia, buy urself la -.- knn there tag w/o name, humji sibo. She dunno hw tag u also liddat. Better thn u ,pls la hor keep the ulgy comments to urself.
reply : relax relax (: dont care him/her lor ! :D (L)
12 Dec 09, 22:13.: lolss.dunn00 what to tag den just anyhowq taq ppl blog ar. 12 Dec 09, 22:12.: ya lor. eateateat. only noe how to eat. never share...i want share then u eat finish liao.
reply : my food = my money , want eat ? ownself use ur own money buy .
12 Dec 09, 20:37EDMUND: I dont want to tag ley ~ But im taggin now ! -,-
reply : lol lame ah you ! :p
12 Dec 09, 11:13Veni: Hey babe gonna miss you ): Im off to Malaysia dearest . Meet soon okaeys (: !
reply : babe ! iam going t malaysia w you nxt yr :) mummy & daddy says yes! :) hehehe. hope th clique can go tgt.
12 Dec 09, 20:37EDMUND: I dont want to tag ley ~ But im taggin now ! -,-
reply : lol lame ah you ! :p
12 Dec 09, 11:13Veni: Hey babe gonna miss you ): Im off to Malaysia dearest . Meet soon okaeys (: !
reply : babe ! iam going t malaysia w you nxt yr :) mummy & daddy says yes! :) hehehe. hope th clique can go tgt.
Scars on my heart heals but it remains there, forever..
awwww ! ): rot at home today ~~~~~~~~~~~ sad .
called/sms clarisa today but she didn't reply/ans me at all!
so yup..... i didn't meet her. well, it's okay (: another time i guess.
gonna go shopping later , yay ! :) it's 1:48am already what..
and now im watching the gentle crackdown 2 on chnl 255 ;)
nice hk show!! at eps 9 alr.
and thanks alot alot to mummy for helping me buy 3 more
fake eyelashes for me :) ! and and, the nail polish colour :
Princesses rule! from O.P.I :)
im very hungry now! daddy says steamboat for lunch~
and i want to eat stingray for dinner leh , crave for it very long liao sia !
hmmmm, and alot more of cos ~ if i got eat i will blog abt it tmr .
(to make edmund jealous) :X CHEYYYY ~ hehehe .
oh ya! my nails colour damn weird lor lol .
my 2 2nd finger & 2 middle finger i paint them black,
th rest still th still th same :) like th pict i post in my blog.
but like that unique what right! next up is : rainbow !! hehe.
haisssss, and im freezing cold now! but.... i dont haf a jacket w me :(
got is got... but is also not jacket la, is cardigan. i lent huili tht bitch
my jacket cos she was going to genting ! she's gonna be back soon..
either today or tmrw.. faster come back pls!! loads of stuff to tell u :(
and school is starting soon! ohhhhhh manz!
target : no cases at all, be a very good girl, and hopefully score good grades! :)
i wanna go sec 4 NA please.
k la, i wanna watch my show alrdy. bye noobz! :)
f.y.i / it's 3:36am alr, turning in soon i suppose..
2/3 years alr, why am i still feeling like this? i don't want to fall for you all over again.
called/sms clarisa today but she didn't reply/ans me at all!
so yup..... i didn't meet her. well, it's okay (: another time i guess.
gonna go shopping later , yay ! :) it's 1:48am already what..
and now im watching the gentle crackdown 2 on chnl 255 ;)
nice hk show!! at eps 9 alr.
and thanks alot alot to mummy for helping me buy 3 more
fake eyelashes for me :) ! and and, the nail polish colour :
Princesses rule! from O.P.I :)
im very hungry now! daddy says steamboat for lunch~
and i want to eat stingray for dinner leh , crave for it very long liao sia !
hmmmm, and alot more of cos ~ if i got eat i will blog abt it tmr .
(to make edmund jealous) :X CHEYYYY ~ hehehe .
oh ya! my nails colour damn weird lor lol .
my 2 2nd finger & 2 middle finger i paint them black,
th rest still th still th same :) like th pict i post in my blog.
but like that unique what right! next up is : rainbow !! hehe.
haisssss, and im freezing cold now! but.... i dont haf a jacket w me :(
got is got... but is also not jacket la, is cardigan. i lent huili tht bitch
my jacket cos she was going to genting ! she's gonna be back soon..
either today or tmrw.. faster come back pls!! loads of stuff to tell u :(
and school is starting soon! ohhhhhh manz!
target : no cases at all, be a very good girl, and hopefully score good grades! :)
i wanna go sec 4 NA please.
k la, i wanna watch my show alrdy. bye noobz! :)
f.y.i / it's 3:36am alr, turning in soon i suppose..
2/3 years alr, why am i still feeling like this? i don't want to fall for you all over again.
Friday, December 11, 2009
I won't let you be my everything, cause if u're gone, i'm nothing.
So happy ! (:
I highlighted my hair today, thanks t my uncle for helping me highlight!
i likeeeeeeeeeee~ but sadly, must dye back when school reopens :( aww..
Awww , my nail the 2 middle finger th crystal drop le ! *sad* hais .
and th rest of th nail de nail polish fading away *sad* ): haiiiiiiizzzz !
): siannnnnnn ~ nehmind , if rly all gone den i ownself put (: rainbow up next!
hoping it will be nice (:
IM HUNGRYYYY ! i wanna eat BBQ STINGRAY NOWWW!!!
1 more day to my BBQ STINGRAY ~~~ and alot more yummy food !
and , im finally going shopping on saturday ! YAY ! happy ttm .
daddy sponsoring :P yayyyy ~ saturday faster come please !
Replies !
11 Dec 09, 00:28Geraldyn: Walao , why u always eat eat eat ! Nvr share with me ! Hahaha ! Even after 100 years u also wont forget me one la , dont worry :D I so... good , how can forget me !
10 Dec 09, 23:49Geraldyn: Tagged :D eeee , ur blog thepost ~~~ AWWWW
reply : ya, th girl v kelian sial ): hais ! hahaha , i eat cup noodle u want ? tmr u buy chicken wing, sunbian tabao come up my house la :P hehehehe! jk ~ i wont forget u la ^^
10 Dec 09, 22:53HOWIE: OMG OMG OMG THE STORY. I CAN FEEL THE PAIN!!!!!!!! LOL.
9 Dec 09, 20:25HOWIE: Ah girl ah. When you going to upload.
reply : soon okay! im very lazy :P hmm . . . yes, th girl v kelian, when i read i also can feel th pain. esp th chicken skewer tht part.. okay stop!
8 Dec 09, 02:19Hazel: Sups Babe <3 Cousin.(!) Link me ASAP yeah XD
reply : hey babe (: hehehe when i put up my links, i sure link you ok! :)
8 Dec 09, 01:11han: arloe girl!!
reply : yo kor ! 2 yrs mia finally come back uh ? :D hehehe dont mia alr k!
8 Dec 09, 01:06Geraldyn: Hahaha, na li you ! Thinktooo much alr la !
repy : na li mei you ?!?!?!
5 Dec 09, 14:57Veni: Aww clique vdoo soo sweet :D imissyu babe meet asap reply at my blog aites
reply : of course sweet la, casschai leh :D hehehe, i wanna meet up w you guys soon too!
4 Dec 09, 21:55Geraldyn: Forced t tag D:
4 Dec 09, 18:07Geraldyn: Why ?!! I am nota gorilla ok ! LOL simcard sounds nicer. Cause gorilla - F ~ u shuld know who ^^
reply : of course i know la . . (: f is th neh tht one lor th big show no.2 :X hehehe ~
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